jbdba01, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that we'd really, really, REALLY like to have you put a video up with you doing the poon dance.
If you could do it backwards and just wear one glove, I'm pretty sure it would go viral.
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- Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:39 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: The Secret Cure for Skunkification
- Replies: 4
- Views: 19742
- Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:50 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: The Secret Cure for Skunkification
- Replies: 4
- Views: 19742
The Secret Cure for Skunkification
At some point in paddlefishing, you are going to think that you are losing your freaking mind. You'll get skunked, and skunked again, and skunked until you think you will never get UN-skunked again. You will have changed your spots, tried different tides, changed your bait/lure, changed your retriev...
- Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:18 pm
- Forum: US - Florida - West Coast
- Topic: Someone caught a tarpon this morning
- Replies: 15
- Views: 168482
Re: Someone caught a tarpon this morning
Shame on you, Dave. You were supposed to save that cigar for AFTER the fat lady sings! ^o^
- Tue Jun 16, 2015 4:51 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: I have a conundrum
- Replies: 6
- Views: 11723
Re: I have a conundrum
Congrats, guys, but there seems to be a mixup. *I* have the two most beautiful granddaughters in the world. It is, however, a proven scientific fact that the granddaughters of paddlefishermen *all* tend to be extremely beautiful *and* bright (as opposed to the inbred offspring of, say, drunken skido...
- Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:32 pm
- Forum: US - Florida - West Coast
- Topic: My return to fishing
- Replies: 16
- Views: 230338
Re: My return to fishing
Glad to hear you're off the binnacle list, brother.
- Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:04 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: The Fishing Candidate for President!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6292
The Fishing Candidate for President!
Finally! An American presidential candidate who speaks for the American sportfisherman! Last night, at the annual meeting of the Bloodsucking No-See-Um Coast Paddlefisherman's Club, guest speaker Smedley J. Pudwhiffle not only announced that he was throwing his hat into the ring for 2016, but laid o...
- Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:14 pm
- Forum: Rigging and Product Review
- Topic: Towin' and Bailin'
- Replies: 0
- Views: 10960
Towin' and Bailin'
Just a couple of miscellaneous easier-ways-to-move-around-in-the-water tips/riggings: 1. I see occasional questions on various forums asking about towing single or multiple kayaks behind a mother boat, and one of the main complaints is stern-snaking or skittering (where the stern of the towed boat s...
- Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:37 pm
- Forum: US - Florida - West Coast
- Topic: NEVER Fish Ozello!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 16461
NEVER Fish Ozello!
Never fish Ozello. It's terrible. The waters around there are almost completely devoid of fish. The launch areas are terrible for kayakfishermen, you have to paddle many dozens of miles to reach any kind of decent fishing areas, and the entire area is overrun with jetskiiers, waterskiiers and giant ...
- Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:29 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: C'mon. I need some paddle fishing stories!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 48823
Re: C'mon. I need some paddle fishing stories!
Gotcha, Bugman. They must have done some Thanksgiving-style carving on you. I wore out the t-shirt from THAT club. Yeah, the loading/unloading, cleaning, etc., is a bugger when you're on the injured list. We're all pulling for you to get better, buddy. Hey, you know what would make a cool topic? May...
- Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:56 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: If you can HEAR thunder.....
- Replies: 7
- Views: 12659
If you can HEAR thunder.....
When the bad heat sets in, or the wind's up too much, I tend to spend less time on the salt, and fish quite a bit in a one-mile radius or so of the confluence of the Withlacoochee and the Rainbow, usually launching well before first light. Good wind shelter in SOME places, and a lot of pretty mean l...
- Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:06 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: C'mon. I need some paddle fishing stories!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 48823
Re: C'mon. I need some paddle fishing stories!
Bugman & Rik -- Always sorry to hear from paddlefishing compatriots that they're also suffering from musculoskeletal problems. My old man was half right when he told me, "It ain't the miles that wears you out, bub, it's the sudden stops." Now, well into my geezerhood, I'm pretty sure i...
- Thu May 28, 2015 12:01 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Kayakfishing (Mostly) Link Roundup for 05/28/2016
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6681
Kayakfishing (Mostly) Link Roundup for 05/28/2016
Miscellaneous links, some funny, some practical: Think your paddlefishing partner isn't perfect? Well, you could always wind up "Fishin' with Skippy"..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZLDzPH-cBhw The Activist Angler: Pretty good single-link way to keep up wit...
- Wed May 27, 2015 2:39 pm
- Forum: Rigging and Product Review
- Topic: THIS RIGGING FORUM NEEDS A JUMPSTART!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 8751
THIS RIGGING FORUM NEEDS A JUMPSTART!
There's nothing like a good rigging hack. But, let's face it, the glory days of "low-hanging fruit" are largely gone. (Crates, trolleys, fishfinder hacks, etc., have almost been done to death.) Rigging posts over time have become a lot less frequent, but discussion and idea exchange are th...
- Mon May 25, 2015 10:17 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: The Future of Kayakfishing
- Replies: 2
- Views: 4930
The Future of Kayakfishing
Studies conducted recently show that, since 2000, the average human attention span in developed countries has dropped from 12 seconds to 8 seconds. (On average, fish are believed to have a nine-second attention span.) The studies conclude that "more digital lifestyles" are to blame. At the...
- Sun May 24, 2015 9:04 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: SWFKAA ?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 5374
Re: SWFKAA ?
Looks like the site has been hijacked by those encrypted-for-ransomware scumbags. Hope they had everything backed up.
- Sat May 23, 2015 1:29 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Realtime Lightning
- Replies: 2
- Views: 8760
Re: Realtime Lightning
Thanks, Tide1on. Have another: http://polar.ncep.noaa.gov/global/nc/?-gulfmex-temperature-000-large-rundate=latest Gulf Water Temp Forecast, Large Animation ____________________ "You should be fished, and often. And by somebody who knows how." -- Redfish Butler, in 'Gone with The Wildy&quo...