NEVER Fish Ozello!

[H2Oz]

Never fish Ozello. It's terrible. The waters around there are almost completely devoid of fish. The launch areas are terrible for kayakfishermen, you have to paddle many dozens of miles to reach any kind of decent fishing areas, and the entire area is overrun with jetskiiers, waterskiiers and giant cruise ships.

Several hundred people are killed there each year by alligators, vampire bats and saltwater cobras, and between the frequent earthquakes and tsunamis, even if you do manage to launch, you will probably be killed by Jap snipers hiding in the disease-ridden palm trees.

Did I mention that there are absolutely no fish there? None! Never go there. Ever.

[JoeS]

Your new Delta Name......"Wizard of Oz"...........

[snooker56]

Thanks for the tip on a good fishing spot!