"Killer Tarpon"
(To the tune of Queen's "Killer Queen")
She keeps clousers and spinnerbaits
In tackle boxes in milk crates
"Launch me anywhere," she croons,
"Rivers, oceans or lagoons!"
A rotomolded remedy
For getting skunked, she'll set you free
Anytime, an invitation
You can't decli-i-i-i-ne
She's the envy of the stinkpot hordes
She's yellow with black bungee cords
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Tarpon
Tarpon, a bad machine
In any water, blue or green
Paddles like a laser beam
Guaranteed to track just fine
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Tough as nails and slick as ice
Wanna try?
To avoid complications
She slides on top of any car
You can haul her on a trailer
Or a truck with an extension bar
Add a cooler and a milk crate, too
No kind of fishing she can't do
A dry-butt boat and she's just fi-i-i-i-ine
Anyplace that you can float
Wilderness makes quite a boat
Wanna try?
Stakeout pole clipped on one side
An everlovin' dry-butt ride
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Tarpon
Tarpon, a bad machine
In any water, blue or green
Paddles like a laser beam
Guaranteed to track just fine
Anytime
(paddles away with flashpots going off)
