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I would like to formally suggest a legal REQUIREMENT for ALL renters of watercraft to install EEPIRBs (Emergency Eliminators for Peckerheads In Rented Boats). These could be cheaply manufactured, because they would not require GPS technology OR any type of receiver OR transmitter. Consisting only of...

Watch out for those jumping sharks!! :lol: :roll: :lol:

[quote="DaveR"]Kayak vs. motor boat. Guess who wins.[/quote]

Two-holer derringer chambered for .41 Long Colt, stoked with two homemade .410 Dragon's Breath rounds? Hundred foot long plasma jet?

Well, actually, *I* win. And good luck with the forensics. :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

Gators, sharks, human scumbags, it's all the same to me. I never crowd anybody or anything, I never go looking for trouble, but I never back down when somebody or something deliberately comes after me or someone I love with harmful intent. I keep a fully-comped Springfield DA tucked up under my armp...

Arties only. Always. And the simpler, the better. Plugs or bucktails. No Hawg-Executioner Colombian Necktie Sauce(tm), nothing with maracas or little headlights. I fish ultralight exclusively, too. Personally, I've got nothing against baitchunkers OR heavy tackle people, if that's what they need. Bu...

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Not much there to eat. A friend who occasionally fishes bottom rigs in or near the Barge Canal To Nowhere assures me that they are premier bait-stealers.

Hmmmm. Looks kinda like a pier cart designed by Martha Stewart.
If you wanna see some photobuckets of one designed by Peterbilt......

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Thanks, guys. Actually, I've been playing with an idea to form the heads from something other than lead. Still working on my "secret formula", doing Jethro Bodine "engineering tests", etc. The minute I've got a working field model, I'll post a tut. Alternatively, if the news repo...

Does anybody know where I can get jig molds for the type of jighead shown at: http://www.biminibayoutfitters.com/tsuflatjigs.htm http://www.fishermansheadquarters.com/lures_tsunami_jigs_flats.htm You can impart an incredible variety of action to these things, and they have been a recent regular prod...

I had a crazy old uncle who swore by it for an arthritis/bursitis treatment. His shoulder would get to hurting, and he'd hose it down with WD-40. Relief in seconds. The skin would get a little red for a few minutes. Mind you, I'm certainly not endorsing this as a medical treatment, but he lived to b...

I've been experimenting over the fall and winter with a different kind of safety "flag". (Mine is bright yellow to match my Tarpon.) On daytime runs, I cram a two-foot section of pool-noodle as an "extension" right down over the very top of my pvc-sternpole-mounted C-Light. I use...

Launched out of Dunnellon* this AM for some bassing on the Withlacoochee. The toonboat imbeciles were out in force. Also, some total gimboid had "filleted" six nice bass (except he left the "fillets" still attached at the tail, NONE of the meat gone!?!) and tossed them into the s...

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I feel SO much better just knowing that people like this have motorized vessels.

Shortly after making this post, I received an email from a friend of mine in the movie industry: Deer Slime Bandit, I know egg-zackly what ya mean 'bout there bein' NO kayakfishin' fiction out there fer our young-uns ta grow up on. I been writin' screenplays 'bout kayakfishin' fer nigh unta thirty y...

Growing up in the late forties and early fifties, I supplemented my reading of "the classics" (Hemingway, Zane Grey, Philip Wylie's Crunch & Des stories, gold like that) with a lot of gritty private-eye novels, especially the now-classic Mickey Spillane blockbusters like "I, The J...

GOING bananas on a boat is bad luck.
Going on a boat with JOEY Bananas is bad luck.
Anything else? Meh.