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- Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:42 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: A Sincere Apology
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4318
A Sincere Apology
Dear Fellers, I'm askin' ya'll to forgive me. Even though I've been a lifelong paddlefisherman an' wouldn't own a stinkbarge if ya put a gun to my head, I got money-hungry last year an' put out that horrifyin' "Powerboat Babes" album. An' even though the single, "She Left Prop Scars O...
- Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:16 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Just wunnerin'.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1717
Re: Just wunnerin'.
Aw, doggone it, sorry, boys. Raylene says she's tied up this month with some big hippie festival all them huarachi-wearin' bong huffers put on every year. I couldn't unnerstand much of what she was talkin' about, but seems like they got this big holiday called Urf Day. Now, I don't know who this Mot...
- Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:01 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: TBRPC to address Shrimp Trawls
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2540
Re: TBRPC to address Shrimp Trawls
Amen, and any of us who are on this forum but normally fish *outside* the Tampa Bay area need to get on board with this one, too. That's a BIG ol' bay, and it's a nursery that, long-term, affects recreational fishing over a HUGE area. Folks, it only takes a few minutes to email your government offic...
- Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:32 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Any word on Mark?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 4711
Re: Any word on Mark?
Dear Mister MarkM, Everbody up here at Raylene's Titty Bar & Bait Shop was real sorry to hear you had to git yore head carved on down at that-there hospital place. We been readin' yer stuff on this-here innernet board fer years now. There was some talk o' takin' up a collection for ya --- but, m...
- Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:14 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Suggested techniques to go against the current.
- Replies: 25
- Views: 7725
Re: Suggested techniques to go against the current.
If you put the foils on one of these.....
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...could you HOP upstream?
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...could you HOP upstream?
- Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:20 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Asking For Your Prayers
- Replies: 0
- Views: 890
Asking For Your Prayers
Usually I try to tell you fellers about somethin' funny, but I regret to say that tonight I'm gonna be askin' for your prayers. Every so often, a true legend of kayakfishin' logs his last trip, and everybody in our tight-knit community is the poorer for it. Well, they carried my buddy Lester away in...
- Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:14 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Developers are after area @ south end of Skyway!
- Replies: 51
- Views: 12303
Re: Developers are after area @ south end of Skyway!
I've got an alternative plan which would simultaneously put that area to good use, create a tremendous number of new jobs, improve the aquatic environment, AND starve the Mexican drug cartels to death: Install a gigantic woodchipper at the south end of the Skyway, toss all the politicians and develo...
- Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:13 pm
- Forum: Kayak & Canoe Reviews and Rigged Boats
- Topic: Wilderness Systems Roll Call
- Replies: 11
- Views: 9770
Re: Wilderness Systems Roll Call
"Killer Tarpon" (To the tune of Queen's "Killer Queen") She keeps clousers and spinnerbaits In tackle boxes in milk crates "Launch me anywhere," she croons, "Rivers, oceans or lagoons!" A rotomolded remedy For getting skunked, she'll set you free Anytime, an i...
- Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:24 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Dinner an' a Kayakfishin' Movie
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1945
Re: Dinner an' a Kayakfishin' Movie
How 'bout some direcshuns to that there place? And thanx fer the laff. Raylene's is a little hard to find. Some people say it don't exist, but it's been my experience that there's all kinds o' stuff most folks can't see till they git a half-dozen PBR's in 'em. Me, I been visitin' that place since b...
- Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:39 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Dinner an' a Kayakfishin' Movie
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1945
Dinner an' a Kayakfishin' Movie
Let's face it, there ain't too many of us ain't glad that we're well into a new year, 'cause 2011 purty much sucked, especially for us folks in the kayakfishin'-related industries. So I wanted to pass along a kayakfishin'- business-related success story, just to sorta remind y'all that it IS still p...
- Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:07 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Do you Stand in your Kayak while fishing ?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 11580
Re: Do you Stand in your Kayak while fishing ?
Dude, if you are seeing fish standing in kayaks, you are WAY too close to the nuke plant.22acrowd wrote:Generally, when you see a fish standing in a kayak, they have already seen you.
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- Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:31 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: Unreal story
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7023
Re: Unreal story
Way to go, Rory! :salute: Two interesting sidenotes: The Chen family (woman who was killed) are avid kayakers. Barney (the dog) probably headed for the most familiar-looking thing he could find. And..... Vizslas (amazing little dogs) were introduced into the U.S. in 1950 by a man named Frank.... get...
- Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:40 pm
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: A Message to Powerboaters from a KayakFISHERMAN
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1771
A Message to Powerboaters from a KayakFISHERMAN
I launch for many of my freshwater trips (at least twice a week) from the City Hall Ramp in Dunnellon, on the Withlacoochee River. For those not familiar, if you go left from this ramp, it's about a 3/8-mile upstream run to the confluence of the Rainbow River, where the Withlacoochee takes a hard sw...
- Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:08 am
- Forum: General Paddle Fishing
- Topic: THE ELECTRIC FISHERMAN
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3904
Re: THE ELECTRIC FISHERMAN
In the interest of risk reduction, I'd like to pass along something I researched and wrote last summer, but never got around to publishing. It involves mostly river fishing, but the same principles apply anywhere: -------------------- Your Perfect Zen Moment of (BLAM!) While thunderstorms can occur ...
- Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:44 pm
- Forum: Rigging and Product Review
- Topic: Made A Few Things For My Kayak
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4686
Re: Made A Few Things For My Kayak
Outstanding work, Cajun. Seriously, VERY nice.
You may want to seriously consider a trolley system of some kind, though.
Plenty of great how-to's on the boards here.
You may want to seriously consider a trolley system of some kind, though.
Plenty of great how-to's on the boards here.
- Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:34 pm
- Forum: New Members
- Topic: New Member
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3906
Re: New Member
Welcome aboard. What the heck is that blue thing next to your boat?
It looks like it's about five feet long. Pardon me, I haven't shopped for
kayaks since I bought my Tarpon a long time ago.
It looks like it's about five feet long. Pardon me, I haven't shopped for
kayaks since I bought my Tarpon a long time ago.