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That's hardcore admiral.

"A" President..now can I officially run against Norm in all political discussions ?

I like how Heywood kind of missed the fact that he was the butt of the joke.

Sorry but I decline your offer, Rik. I don't do clubs unless they involve dollar bills and plastic heels.

22acrowd wrote:I like how Heywood kind of missed the fact that he was the butt of the joke.

You must have missed the joke if that is what you think. By quite a large margin but we'll forgive you since you are so young.

22acrowd wrote:I like how Heywood kind of missed the fact that he was the butt of the joke.

Rik wrote:

22acrowd wrote:I like how Heywood kind of missed the fact that he was the butt of the joke.

You must have missed the joke if that is what you think. By quite a large margin but we'll forgive you since you are so young.

Joke…. That’s the most highly coveted and respected position within the entire organization… Did I miss something?

I got my pro staff welcome package in the mail today! BIG thanks to Todd and Rik for all the cool free stuff.

THANK YOU!!

I got my pro staff welcome package in the mail today! BIG thanks to Todd and Rik for all the cool free stuff.

Now that's some funny stuff right there

Wellsir, I cain't begin to tell you fellers what a honor it was to be self-inducted as a SEPSMOTPFDCKACAC.
'Course, I done a little o' that innernet research stuff, an' learnt almost immediately that that particular
arcony.... acryno.... er, abbreviation..... unfortunately means "ladyfish turd" in Albanian. Mind ya, I'm not
suggestin' ya change it, but I sure wouldn't go hollerin' it out loud at, say, the Gjergj Kastrioti Day Parade,
if ya catch my drift.

Anyhow, I'm purty doggone pleased to add bein' a SEPSMOTPFDCKACAC to all them other honors I've
received.

Sincerely,

Bubba Joe Jim Bob Beets, Jr.
Senior Exalted Pro Staff Member of the Paddle-Fishing.com Kayak & Canoe Anglers Club
Senior Instructor, Helen Keller School of Flycasting (Floating Yard Sale Division)
2011 President-fer-Life, Bass Yakwards Kayakfishin' Club
Director of Mug Drainage at Raylene's Titty Bar, Fly Shop & Pole-Dancin' Academy

PS --- That whole thing about bein' able to tell the difference 'tween a snook an' a manatee --- we git a pass
on that-un after, say, a half-dozen PBR's an' a coupla fatties, right?

What about all the self-proclaimed past pro staffers, wont they feel jilted??

Will we get a members only bar?

Nicely written Norm.
Thanks for the bourbon Sully and Terry. A long drive home had me stop there. When I go, rent a room close by Sarasota National Cemetery. I expect you to party like rock stars. Jacket and tie rqd.. Date to be determined.