A quotable old curmudgeon was he - just look at the new taglines!
Here are just a few. Explanations to follow - or not!
Quoth the Highly trained Expert:
"I didn't drive all this way to catch Trout!"
"New rule!"
"It could be worse - it could be raining!"
"Sanctuary!"
"That's it!"
"No serenading after midnight!"
"Here's your fucking ice!"
"Careful with those backcountry tides TK. They can flush like a toilet"
"I'll teach you everything I know about fishing. That and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee"
"It's time for my nap"
"Shall we?"
“Paddle DASH Fishing…don’t forget the DASH!”
Feel free to add your favorite JayB quote to this list
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JayB-isms
- Uncle Tommy
- Black Tip Tommy
- Posts: 1893
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: Northdaleshire
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JayB-isms
Please, call me Kate
- justabucup
- Posts: 4878
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: In a van down by the river!
No point beating a dead horse.
That's the second biggest ,,,,,,, (insert ?) I've ever seen.
Have you been to my website
What is it with you guys and no water?
You can't catch fish out of a kayak!
It was Magical!
Shoobeey, shoobeey, shoo
Somebody drank all my whiskey last night.
No Daqueris after midnight
That's the second biggest ,,,,,,, (insert ?) I've ever seen.
Have you been to my website
What is it with you guys and no water?
You can't catch fish out of a kayak!
It was Magical!
Shoobeey, shoobeey, shoo
Somebody drank all my whiskey last night.
No Daqueris after midnight
"If you don't know history, then you don't know anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree." - Michael Crichton
- shallow minded II
- Posts: 1046
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: S.O.T.E. PRAISE THE LORD!
- Uncle Tommy
- Black Tip Tommy
- Posts: 1893
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: Northdaleshire
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Ray's boat is much more comfortable than yours John.
Next time, I'll meet you at the ramp
Where's the cup holders, get that fixed before I come out again.
Do they know who we are?
Next time, I'll meet you at the ramp
Where's the cup holders, get that fixed before I come out again.
Do they know who we are?
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"If you don't know history, then you don't know anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree." - Michael Crichton
Re: JayB-isms
This place has been quiet for a while.
I though about Jay this past Saturday. I was at a neighbor's house and was handed a glass of very nice whiskey in an unusual glass.
I scrunched up my face and said "you can't drink whiskey out of a glass like that".
I didn't bother to explain the comment, but I did enjoy the whiskey.
Middleton's. Check it out if you like Irish Whiskey.
I though about Jay this past Saturday. I was at a neighbor's house and was handed a glass of very nice whiskey in an unusual glass.
I scrunched up my face and said "you can't drink whiskey out of a glass like that".
I didn't bother to explain the comment, but I did enjoy the whiskey.
Middleton's. Check it out if you like Irish Whiskey.
"I am trying to catch tarpon, but these snook keep getting in the way!"
Re: JayB-isms
I have a pic of Jay on my den wall but with the new look of the forum it's great to see him every time I check in here. Thanks Rik.
Senior Exalted Pro Staff Member of the Paddle-Fishing.com Kayak & Canoe Anglers Club
"SANCTUARY!!!"
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
"SANCTUARY!!!"
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
- MarkM
- Supporter 2007 - 2012
- Posts: 1949
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: The bustling metropolis of Oldsmar
Re: JayB-isms
I agree Dave. I have a couple photos on my wall of John's antique fishing stuff that Jay did, and a couple more of my motorcycle on the wall and in frames around my house that Jay also did. Some of my most favorite possessions. So it's nice seeing the artist's face when we sign on here. Thanks, Rik.DaveR wrote:I have a pic of Jay on my den wall but with the new look of the forum it's great to see him every time I check in here. Thanks Rik.
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- PFTS Chairman
- Posts: 10850
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: St. Petersburg, Florida
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Re: JayB-isms
"You would make a good stake out pole" Was what Jay said to me in only the wit Jay could carry one day while helping him out of his kayak at the bayou. One of his personal isms to me I will never forget.
Thought of him the other day with the start of baseball season upon us. Jay could talk baseball with some tremendous wisdom, he had a real passion for the sport.
Thought of him the other day with the start of baseball season upon us. Jay could talk baseball with some tremendous wisdom, he had a real passion for the sport.
You know what La Quinta means in English? Behind Dennys. MarkM
Re: JayB-isms
I remember a print of that nature he did. They were prizes at an OLC if I remember right. Does anyone know where (if possible) I might be able to obtain a print?MarkM wrote:I have a couple photos on my wall of John's antique fishing stuff that Jay did
Paddles - they aren't just for the bedroom anymore.
~Mark~
~Mark~