The PF.com K&CAC (working on a better acronym or at least one that can be pronounced phonetically) will also have an Exalted Pro Staff (EPS, not to be confused with ESP). These will be people who have paddled, or have witnessed one being paddled, a kayak or a canoe at least once. Since this Pro Staff will also be required do have some competency in fishing, this is an anglers club after all, a Pro Staff member will be required to know the difference between a snook and a manatee (hint, one has a BLACK stripe).
To become a member of the Exalted Pro Staff you will have to certify verbally to a spouse, pet, neighbor, significant other or some guy on the street that you meet these requirements. If you find that any of those laugh at your certification, we will accept your promise that you looked at yourself in the mirror and certified your eligibility and did so without laughing.
Once you have certified your eligibility, you must say out loud "I want to be appointed to the PF.comK&CAC Exalted Pro Staff". Once you say that out loud, listen real closely and you may or may not hear an "Okay, you're in" response. Regardless of whether you hear the response, rest assured that it was given. I promise, trust me. You may show your appointment by proudly announcing in your signature line:
"Senior Exalted Pro Staff Member of the Paddle-Fishing.com Kayak & Canoe Anglers Club"
This Exalted Pro Staff standing allows you to list your status in resumes, corporate bios, 'about the author' descriptions, as an added kick in your pick up lines at the bar and might also help you jump the long lines at the Post Office during the holidays.
So, welcome to the club and I'll be listening closely for your appointment requests!